TALK (/GOSSIP). The bathroom is a particularly rich goldmine for gossip. Girls say practically anything in front of practically anyone once intoxicated and in the welcome respite of… the bathroom (so classy). I feel dumber for having ever been exposed to some of the airhead bathroom gossip I’ve witnessed.
“Like, Isn’t Jimmy totally digging me out there?!” Like yeah, now get back out there and, like, do something about it already.
HOG THE MIRROR/SINK. Giiiirl, you DO NOT NEED ANYMORE MAKEUP. It’s not going to help. And your butt looks spectacular (suuure) in that $19.99 H&M mini-skirt, no need to check it out from every angle. And please do not use the bathroom mirror to take sleazy, pucker-lipped self photos. Just DON'T.
